Akpos rings technical support:

AKPOS: Hello, my internet is not working properly.

TECHNICIAN: Ok, double click on “My computer”.

AKPOS: I can’t see your computer.

TECHNICIAN: No no, click on “My computer” on your computer.

AKPOS: How can I click on your computer from my computer?

TECHNICIAN: listen, There is an icon labelled “My computer” on your computer Ok, double click on it.

AKPOS: What the hell, what is your computer doing on my computer?!

TECHNICIAN: Double click on your computer.

AKPOS: On which icon do I have to click?

TECHNICIAN: “My computer”!

AkPOS: Oh God! What type of problem is this? Tell me where your office is. I’ll come there and click on “your computer”.