After church on Sunday, the wife saw her husband sitting quietly in the garden. She got concerned and decided to ask him,”Hey darling, why are you sitting so quietly in the garden? What is it that is bothering you?”

The Husband replied, “I’m still thinking about what the pastor said. It’s making me uncomfortable.”

Wife asked, “What is it?”

Husband said, “The pastor confessed he slept with all married and single women in the church but ONLY ONE woman didn’t want to sleep with him.”

The Wife replied. “It must be that Mrs Eunice! She thinks she’s better than everyone!”

The Husband fainted